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Edelman Discovers "3rd Communication?"
02.16.10 12.50 PM
Twitter makes my head explode.
02.04.10 09.39 PM
We have an interesting theory about Twitter, that you should look into for yourself.
Change you can believe in
01.19.10 08.30 PM
Kmart's still wrestling.
01.07.10 02.47 PM

Top PR Blunders of 2009
12.30.09 09.02 PM
In a traditional rat-race of list compilation, top 10s, special episodes and intern-developed segments compiled specifically for all media content between December 26th and New Years Day, one such non-surprise is the Huffington Post's recently published "top PR blunders for 2009."
Down almost 11%
12.10.09 07.51 PM
Down Almost 11%
Oh, Zappos.
12.01.09 09.53 PM
Oh, Zappos.
True Thanks
11.24.09 02.37 PM

True Thanks
Hot and Cold PR
11.17.09 09.42 PM
Caffeinated Marketing, Part 1
11.10.09 09.18 PM
Caffeinated Marketing, Part 1
I left the world of paid media and advertising after more than a decade because I felt it was dead; an epiphany Bryan LeMonds had about the business exactly when he was my age. While new media separates the context of our departures, the two main reasons are identical:
1. Most traditional agencies are too clumsy and arrogant to adapt to the change we know is the lifeblood of our business. Online social media began emerging as what I saw to be the most powerful channel of communication in a century; a direct engagement vehicle with consumers- ultimately a fast track for harnessing influencers as well as stimulating loyalty faster than other channels. It is confusing big shops more than every other poorly-integrated format like online, guerilla, or shopper.
2. We felt something is contrived and impure about the creative process in mainstream marketing. Bryan was exhausted by 'corporate Kool-Aid.' I was disturbed by the lack of fairness in a dollar-for-dollar ROI structure built in the 1950s. A truly good 'marketing message' should not require millions of dollars to develop and broadcast.
When I left, I had no idea what would come next... just that I had to be somewhere that would embrace change and general common sense in marketing instead of B.S. In the business model, I knew the top of the pyramid would always be a solid and sometimes audacious list of client business objectives. Beneath that was the question mark for me. Something that sits on top of the series of channels, mediums, creative outlets for various industry segments- basically, the stuff that I had been wrapping my head around forever, and what frankly 99% of the "marketing industry" is comprised of. I was searching for the 'one ring' to rule them all.
Caffeine filled in the question mark. The king of marketing after the heady business objectives is the STORY. Today, I begin a new argument in our industry, aimed at those who would say a brand positioning or general marketing strategy is most important. Not true.
If you have a good story, it provides critical components that later translate into all other marketing, and frankly gives a brand a stronger backbone than anything else we spend time on. Caffeine roots brand stories in 10 Tenets- a litmus to ensure that the story is much stronger than over-worked brand architectures or shallow insights valued at whatever resources or smarts happen to be put into finding them.
The 10 Tenets will be revealed in time. Heck, they could make us all famous. But for now, let me reveal the two that have been a part of Caffeine's tapestry since the beginning... and begin a crusade to talk about why they are strategically better than the old way:
1. Remember the features and benefits that often defined a brand? "Tastes great, less filling..." "The Pentium chip inside..." Sometimes they were mental massages provided by your friendly neighborhood brand manager or an executive too full of himself to see reality. Caffeine employs a patented hypersensitive cynicism that asks "why" until you back into a final answer: the true product attribute. We call this an undeniable truth.
2. We then drop that truth into the context of the bigger world to create a greater cause that a brand can stand for. See, if you latch onto something that is bigger than the category you trade in and suddenly mean something to the world, then you have turned your business endeavor into a human one. It is the foundation to Caffeinated marketing and essentially a messaging point that engages unlike any other; a cause that you can rally around.
The result is the making for a story that begs to be shared... and ultimately one that does not require payment, mobilization, or frankly as much work to propel forward. If you can drop-kick it into the street and people rally around it, you have articulated successful marketing for today. And that is Caffeine.
-Nick
8 Things About Social Media Bulls#*t
10.30.09 01.41 PM
8 Things About Social
Media Bulls#*t
So much of marketing has become superfluous crap. Ten rounds of expensive research... hundreds of thousands in content production... 40-page project briefs. That's why I love Caffeine. Our foundation is plowing through the process boloney and buzz jargon, and building a marketing strategy from human truths... and the real reasons that products and businesses resonate with their audiences. Period. (Oh yeah, and there's the "guts and common sense" part, too.)
That's why the hair stood up on my neck around six months ago when we formalized a "Twitter Activation Guide," and template presentations for Facebook construction. But the truth is, our clients were interested in using these new social channels and we needed to apply strategic thinking to employ those on their behalf- and MOST importantly, to keep them in line with their overall brand news story.
But honestly, as the dust settles on the past 18-months of marketers finally acknowledging that social media has a place within their overall communication plan, here are the (simple) things I believe today's brand managers or agencies really need to do or understand when it comes to this stuff:
1. 1. Get a tool to monitor what people are saying about the brand, online. My vote is going through Cision who partnered with Radian6 and has virtually the same dash, while accessing over a hundred million online spaces. Both companies have some of the smartest people in the space, today.
2. 2. Make sure your social media tools are real. Many aren't, and the catch with the posers is that they can only monitor where you tell them to! It's great to see analytics around sentiment and keywords, but be sure that the company really has the capabilities they claim, and there's no reason listening tools should cost more than a few hundred bucks per month.
3. 3. You probably don't need more than the basics. Marketers need to build social media into their days and budgets, strategically. Caffeine spends approximately 1/3 of our time on social media, but we're a PR agency. Brand stewards may have a few bigger research projects over a year, but keeping and tapping into consumer pulse through a basic monitoring system is fine for now.
4. 4. Set social media objectives. We didn't just randomly pop off e-mails when that technology became available, right? Most brands don't just run ads without a message, correct? (Well... that's debatable, sometimes.) I'm amazed that clients are asking for Twitter accounts and micro-sites without any purpose. Keep in mind that being "social" doesn't mean broadcasting a one-way message, too.
5. 5. Understand where influencers hang-out, and how. Bottom line is, social media is powerful because you can interact 1:1 via real-time dialogue with consumers. Just be cool about it like you were walking into somebody else's party. Don't force conversations, and you'd better be "real."
6. 6. Realize that reach and frequency still matter. Sometimes finding a blogosphere of 300 of your core target or brand evangelists is great. But Caffeine still recommends Facebook because they reportedly reach over 300 million, and stimulating brand conversation at a cut of that level is as effective as mass-media impression-count.
7. 7. The best social media talks about your other initiatives. Again, this isn't a broadcast... although yes, it should help program awareness and brand publicity. But if you look at the best case studies thus far, they are all part of a bigger brand story and act as simple channels or conduits for consumers to engage.
8. 8. The concept of social media is NOT new. I can't say this nearly as well as Bryan did: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVo2MndFLlc (Rated M). All public relations ever has been or will be is good social media.
As 2009 begins its final stretch, let's have some marketing straight talk: Social media is new and exciting, so slowly the majority is jumping on the bandwagon. It is not a phase, although the format and channels are probably in their infancy. Like anything, we need to be smart about implementing it and that means being wary of smoke and mirror pioneers... and remembering that it's all part of a bigger marketing picture.
-Nick
Releasing the Release
10.23.09 01.26 AM

I've never been married to the press release for the simple reason that I'm one of those guys who reads a
headline, the lead, and then maybe skips to the end in pretty much anything that is news-based, rather than for
content.
But I'm surprised at how many of my PR brethren are freaking out that this idea. Come on! We place so many stories via conversation... if we're able to get the reporter live on the phone. Heck, Caffeine is probably placing a double-digit percentage of our publicity through smart Tweeting. What's with the fear of change in the industry?
The answer is, CHANGE COMES EASIER IF IT SAVES YOU MONEY. My friends back at DDB figured out that if they latched additional content into TV shoots or even shot with a digital camera instead of film, they could develop an entire streaming station that was Bud.TV. Unfortunately for them, they didn't think through the PR of it or any distribution channel. (Essentially they had their own YouTube channel in the middle of NO-Tube.)
If NOT writing a full press release saved the client money, clients and agencies would give it up in a heartbeat. Riddle me this!?! Does a clever pitch in 140-characters or less take as much time as a two-page line of facts and figures that ultimately goes unread? Doesn't that time cost retainer or project hours?
MONEY!
We need to put all of our time into developing the story. The pitch! Then follow-up with a straight forward fact sheet, an interview, or any other information an interested reporter needs. The truth is, today neither side has time to lay out everything the way we used to. As long as a story begs to be shared, the components of that story will come together, naturally.
-Nick
The Written Word
10.07.09 04.54 PM
God love Bryan LeMonds for making near impossible the "do not pass go"
first hurdle of our business model. The Rally Cry is a Caffeine
trademark, and crucial because every strategy pours out of it. My first
one took four complete redirections. Bryan writes many of his in the
bathtub over the course of days. You have to nail these before showing
a client, or you can honestly risk the account.
Needless to
say, we recently gave this assignment to our newest account
coordinator. A remarkable thing happened: He had fun with language; had
a good mix of functional and emotional stuff; capped it with a natural
and musical cadence. That's the secret. Nice job, Kevin.
This "treatment" should hold true in every release we put out, every
plan, every client memo, everything we write. I got a text from my
financial consultant earlier today: "New emerg mkt fund 2 talk thru w
u. Call me." Now, I'm not in the Michael Jackson trust or anything, but
this dude has quite a percentage of my fortune. Would be great if he
could use or at least respect the English language on the bi-monthly
occasions he makes contact with me. If Kevin had me panic, this fellow
turned my chest hair white. Bad impression. My mind went all over. It
was distracting.
Emoticons and Tbonics are becoming more common, but be careful with
them in business. The extra time it takes to type 4-5 letters can
create a better impression. The addition or subtraction of a few key
words can bring language to life on a page. If you aren't sure, take it
to somebody else in the office for an opinion. Each of us can make each
others' writing better. It has less to do with rank as much as the
forgotten art that writing should be... and a signature of this
company. Whether it's 140 characters or 140 pages, make the most of 'em.
thx. 2cool4u.
-Nick
I think I have cracked the code.
10.07.09 04.53 PM
It's taken almost five months, but I understand where most of our
problems as agencies lie; what frustrates the hell out of Bryan; and
what keeps any firm from really graduating to that next, important
notch as a truly special place to work.
Lack of passion.
Over the past few
weeks we've had the luxury of some pretty frank conversations and...
well, floggings for work that has fallen short of Caffeinated quality.
Does anybody else realize that pretty much every one of these
uncomfortable meetings is rooted in a common thread? Do any of you
notice that it is a single hot-button trigger that wins either praise
or push from the leadership of this organization? Has anybody else made
the observation that it isn't what you say or do as much as how you say
or do it?
End of the diatribe on this is simple: If you do not love the campaigns
and stories you are building, the clients and the press will sniff you
out. If you are not passionate about everything you're doing around
here, we will sniff you out. Be confident in who you are and what you
are doing, and you will find great success at Caffeine. If you are not
excited to uncover the story that begs to be shared in a new client,
you just aren't one of us. If you have trouble pulling away from work
sometimes because of the groove you've set on a project, you just don't
fit in. Tell me now baby, because we want to surround ourselves with
inspiration!
Anyway, if you're scared or confused then let's talk. There's a secret to this and it ain't hard. But you have to want to ask.
-Nick
(NOTE: One day after this company statement, there was a marked improvement in energy among both Caffeine offices.)
The Future of Caffeine
10.07.09 04.49 PM
(I figured if you never read my little Monday notes, that might get your attention.)
The reason you've seen... well, mostly heard discontent these past
couple of months is because we're in the process of pushing to the next
level as a start-up company in a number of ways. This means several
things from the mundane office space discussions to account
reassignments. But in my humble opinion, none of it is more important
than the requirement for every Caffeine person to understand the
changing philosophies and landscape of our business. Right now. Today.
If working in today's marketing world isn't like an MBA program on
steroids for you all, you're not into what we do.
Over the next couple of weeks we'll be sharing a grand vision that
ultimately affects everybody. But to start today, I thought I'd take a
second to illustrate why a few months ago I decided to join forces with
Bryan and essentially "jump tracks" from the oh-so glitzy big ad agency
world. As fun as it is to talk about yourself, an article was published
in Regan's today that pretty much sums it up and brings to light the
epic war of agencies that is about to begin.
http://www.miamiherald.com/154/story/1178293.html
Our job is to be dangerously smart enough to contend... just crazy
enough to be talked about... just mysterious enough to represent
something in the process. Kinda like Iran or any other rogue nation
with nuclear claims.
-Kim Jung Nick


